Riley Comes Home: A Guest Post by Riley

 I am spying on the monster. It is eating from Marlo's food bowl. She will be mad.

My friend Marlo was hurt and had to have her eye removed last week.  I went with Elizabeth back to her parents' house with Misha and Priss so that Marlo could get better without me trying to play with all the time.  I have had fun, but now Misha is tired of playing with me all the time and Marlo is better so I get to go home! 

When I got home there was something else in the house and Marlo was gone.  I think it was a monster.  It has a weird.......excuse me.....arf arf arf! Woooowooooo!

 Sorry, I had to go play with a bunny in my yard. They like to come in and let me chase them! It's fun!

Anyway. This monster in the house. It has a weird head, which is probably trying to eat me.  I am keeping my distance and running away every time it comes close or hops on the same couch as me.  I am trying to inspect the monster, but it keeps turning around and looking at me with its big, round eyeball. I think in people language, this is a cyclops.

Update: I have determined that the monster is actually Marlo, she is just wearing a crazy hat.  Perhaps she was abducted by aliens, I don’t know, I’m not an expert. Maybe the bunnies won the last game of tag. Who knows!  Her new hat is making it very difficult to play.  I like to grab her legs and neck, but her collar-hat is very in the way.  The people will not remove it.  I do not know why, they should remove her collar when I want to play.  Dear people, please fix this. I want to play.